Random Thoughts

I don’t mean to critique the Bible, but it could have begun with something just a bit more catchy than, “In the beginning…”

Many people don’t like the French, but they do like the way they kiss.

Waldo is lost because he is male and won’t ask for directions.

Whenever I argue with myself, I always win and lose.

Cloning: the perfect way to annoy your in-laws.

No idea where I’m going, but making good time.

If you tell someone, “Go to Hell,” be considerate enough to give accurate directions.