Deep, Dark Mysteries of the Universe

Good and bad cholesterol.

Why lawyers use the phrase “Attorney-at-Law”; it’s not like there is an “Attorney-at-Cooking” or an “Attorney-at-Gardening.”

Who came up with holding your nose and saying “p-u”?

Non-alcoholic beer.

In the Neil Diamond song "I Am, I Said,” what the hell is this lyric supposed to mean: “I am, I said/To no one there/And no one heard at all/Not even the chair”?!

Fruitcake.

Aliens have ultra-sophisticated tech to travel at warp speed across the intergalactic cosmos, but they need highway lights or rock formations of giant insects to recognize the Earth?

The IRS.

How regardless of how much stuff you accumulate or how much you accomplish, the Joneses always stay ahead of you.